JAPANESE OLYMPIC KAYAK TEAM TRAINING PROBLEMS
Japanese preparations for the kayak gold medal at this summers olympics in the UK were hampered badly at their winter training in Koh Samui, Thailand ,today. It appears that their 2 competitors were in need of some serious practice as they seemed to have little idea how to paddle. launch their craft or steer it.
Refuting claims that their chances of a gold medal were slim, team manager Mr Kato told us "Its early days yet and once they can overcome their fear of water im sure we will be fine"
Mr Kato also refuted claims that the pair (known only to us as Ting and Tong) had won a place each on the Olympic team when they opened a fortune cookie in a branch of "YO SUSHI" in the red light district of downtown Bangkok last week.
Reuters (on a sunbed)
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